twisterthecat: madlori: nicepandas: tyleroakley: I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T AND SAID NO THIS WILL NOT DO THIS WILL NOT DO I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE. Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
atavus: Murray Mitchell
fractionedfaction: “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time”
TROLOLOL

funniest10k:

 

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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theretardedginger:

mellarkia:

If by some miracle I write a successful book or television series at some point in my life, I’m going to stalk fanfiction.net and read the smut that gets written for it and write anon reviews and generally just troll.

beware motherfuckers. because i know it would exist. 

When my computer crashes and I haven't saved any of my work

dtobratio:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s: Natalia Vodianova in Alexander McQueen’s Shipwreck (Oyster) Dress - Vogue “Age of Innocence”